New Musical
Express April 1998.
By Sylvia Patterson
DAVID BOWIE: The Best
Of David Bowie 1974/1979 (EMI) AT THE END OF THE
1980S, DAME David Bowie stepped out from the becurtained shadows of his
own press conference, spun a spindlesome claw round the centre-stage microphone
and announced, grinningly, "Hellew, I'm David Bowie. And you're not."
....It is testament
to the enduring 'cool' of the alleged Chameleon that he could get away with
that one mere seconds after the Absolute Beginners folly and in the middle
of the Tin Machine joke both of which would've seen lesser souls career
down the dumper faster than the airborne paint-pots of Phil Collins.
....Certainly The
Dame has done some terrible stuff. And some of it happened between '74 and
'79; like, for example, this here live version of 'Knock
On Wood' in which he sees fit to impersonate the 'gritty' honk of Bryan
bleedin' Adams. Then there's all this 'theatrical' stuff wherein he pretended
he was a very thin white Oscar Wilde and wore those breeks in the shape
of yachting vessels and sang tune-free, thespian-hued, pigs' middens called
things like 'It's Hard To Be A
Saint In The City'.
....Never mind, though,
he was, for the most part, David Bowie (and we were not) and this is his
fabulous 'soul' period; 'Sound And Vision',
'Golden Years', 'Young
Americans', 'John I'm Only Dancing',
'Wild Is The Wind', '1984',
'Boys Keep Swinging' and the single
version of 'Heroes'. The rest, the ones
you've never heard of nearly half of this 100 per cent pointless collection
are cobblers (and almost all of it now sounds like it was produced
using technology made out of the paint-pots of Phil Collins). Eschew such
ill-disguised swindle gambits forthwith and tape all the good stuff off
someone old instead. 6/10 |